It’s true. Either I’m not dead or I’ve been replaced in a similar fashion to the Ultimate Warrior…who wasn’t actually replaced, it was the same guy. I’m not even sure what that means for me.
While on vacation (I was on vacation, keep up), I some random crap I will share with you… in list form.
- I have a Twitter account. It is dumb. I can only say a few things at a time and it’s merely a new way for asses to post crap-ass links. That’s 2 strikes, so I have to keep checking it bi-weekly to find a 3rd.
- If you are a woman, skip to the next point. If you are a man or some sort of reading animal, continue on and take notes. Here’s how you deal with the woman you live with, or really anything that grinds your gears. Get a jar, and every time that woman you live with pisses you off (ie: armor is not shined or still has battle sweat/blood on it, fave chalice dirty when you were planning on using it, etc.) you put $10 in that jar. Once you have saved up enough $ you hire a hitman. Today’s market demands transparency, and I think keeping a jar full of money that, once a generous total has been accumulated, is used to knock someone off is as transparent as you can get. It goddamn works.
- Both new Scooby Doo movies suck. But I will argue that the second was still better than the first.
- I used to be impressed with my computer. I am no longer impressed. It is slow and unreliable. This upsets me. Repeatedly.
- Also, my battery in my computer used to be awesome. It is now crap. This also upsets me. Repeatedly. How does 18 min = 31% remaining!?! That’s less that an hour of battery time. Why can’t everything work awesome all the time, like me?
Well, I’m off to plug in my lappy for a nappy.Yes, I am aware I could continue to write stuff while being plugged in but I like the feeling of having a first-world-21st Century problem.
xox
Lord
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