Shout out: Luke. Thanks for the blog friend. May your next battle be victorious and that you find many sacks of gold pieces.
This blog will most definitely change the lives of you, the reader. So read it religiously, tell your friends (especially the kind with money who advertise) and pray that I make a living off of this blog.
A question that many of you are probably asking yourselves right now is “what will you do with all of the money that you will FOR SURE make?” Well, I’ll tell you with accompanying amounts ofloadedness.
1,000-5,000 International Trade Federation Credits: Fortify my living quarters. My numerous defeated enemies would say that my current fortifications are sufficient but my worries lie to the North. I hear rumblings that the Great Spider Army ofZulkon plan to push South. I must be prepared when the time of darkness transcends.
50,000-200,000 ITFC’s: Bitchin’ hot tub party. You are not invited.
500,000 – 1,000,000 ITFC’s: Begin construction of my memorial: a 200 meter tall statue of Ghandi being crushed by my wisdom and perfectidity.
more than 1,000,000 ITFC’s: Call it a day and retire.
In closing, I need lots of money to achieve my goals and you can help. Advertise on my blog and pay me loads of money/tokens/credits/shower me with lavish gifts.
Oh my gosh. Jeff has a blog.
Was that an air raid siren I just heard?
Yes, yes. I think it was.
I wonder if this one will degenerate as quickly into drunken drive-by postings, like your other one did. While that other blog was entertaining, “my people” are putting the finishing touches on the Defamation of Character suit that we plan to run you into the ground with.
Wait? What?
Don’t know what I’m talking about?
They warned me that you’d try to pull this.
Fine.
I have PROOF:
http://pedersonjeff.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!BB4299FFDC0EA90B!107.entry
…Hookers and mayo? Hhaha. You’re a sicko.
Oh, and by the way: I’m absolutely crashing your rich-guy hot tub party. NAR HAR HAR
Nice link. Works really well.
-The guy
Congrats on a new Blog Jeff…..go nuts!!